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stratdantro:

stickinemwithpointyendsandlace:

sugaredpoison:

Hard to believe he is now captain america.

this and Hagrid’s mom and dad are the most important questions 

My favorite part is he starts running before he even finishes his sentence because he just knows he’s dead

sauroniswatching:

kiwiggle:

lumos5001:

scotsmcall:

zaynyboy:

ok but literally how

HE TURNED FOUR BIRDS INTO A PERSON THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A WIZARD WHO HAS ESCAPED HOGWARTS SOMEONE CALL THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC FUCK THIS (via fortheloveofotps)

????????? I am concerned where did the baby birdies go

CANADA IS NOT REAL
CANADIANS ARE NOT REAL
EVERYTHING UP THERE IS TOP SECRET MAGIC LAIR SHIT
THIS ONE ESCAPED WE NEED HIM BACK

Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
Cashier: Are you 18?
Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.

dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

melodica256:

likes-boys:

2pm // 3pm

welcome to britain

xelcior:

commanderabutt:

fagsindubai:

Friendly reminder  ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ) that if you don’t sleep with someone for the sole reason that they’re HIV positive then you ARE being discriminatory towards a human being with a disease and you’re scum of the earth 。◕‿◕。 It’s basically as bad as saying you couldn’t love somebody with cancer. Respect people’s feelings. (◕‿◕✿)

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"Give yourself HIV, asshole.
Do it or you’re scum.”

johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

I’m going to have a rain stick with me tomorrow so whenever the kid in my class that I hate tries to speak to me I can just make noise with it (it’s really loud) and say “I don’t care”

btw it’s for an orchestra song we’re playing not cause I just randomly bring rain sticks to school

vitalroot:

the-consulting-vulcan:

tomhazeldine:

[x]

Is there anything left in the world he hasn’t apologized for at some point in some way.

No.

willyciraptor:

zoewashburne:

drivedarlingdrive:

I’M SO SORRY FOR 14 YEAR OLD ME WHO HATED YOU YOU ARE AN ADORABLE PRINCESS AND I’M SORRY

alisonhendrinks:

The GoT fandom can’t agree about who should be on the iron throne but I think it’s safe to say we all can agree Margaery Tyrell is a lesbian

My two cents

razielim:

nancy444:

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THIS is the Mark of Cain talking, not Dean. I’m seeing too much Dean hate because of this line.

I feel that the Mark of Cain is not only making Dean a cold-blooded and bloodthirsty killer, but is also messing with his mind and making him think that Sam no longer loves him. 

WHICH IS FAR FROM THE TRUTH. Sam has shown in the last episodes, that dispute his words, he still loves his BROTHER more than ever. 

I’m getting tired of the Dean hate on my dash. 

BLESS